FUCK_DAMMIT_POO_BUM_WEE_ARSE_BASTARD_POOP_POOP!!!!

TD Coupe · tinkerer Joined: 15 Aug 2002 Posts: 229

i drove 60km in the dark last night along a highway with bush on both sides and didnt see any wildlife and then i went for some laps in town and i was going down the street and a fucking huge wallaby ran out in front of me and smashed into my front end before i could hit the brakes....the number plate was all bent up and the stone tray is fucked........GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....worst of all i drove back to do a burnout on top of it (as you do) and the thing had hopped off and DIDN'T DIE.......because it didnt die i went and swung a heap of nuts in the park cos i was really grumpy(hope i dont get caught)...i am so fucking angry cos the paint and body work is all original and in very good condition and now im going to have to get it fixed.......thats my winge for today....

fucking stupid wildlife fagget animals out

baz

MRS_GEMI · backyard mechanic Joined: 16 Dec 2002 Posts: 729

so did it do a big poo poo on your bonnet?

goons hired goons · petrol head Joined: 04 Jul 2002 Posts: 3268

yeah thats alot of poop! bad luck mate

baycie bayce · petrol head Joined: 07 Aug 2002 Posts: 1642

hahahahaha ...sorry im not laughing at your misfortune,
its a funny post thats all

TXcoupe · petrol head Joined: 05 Oct 2001 Posts: 1675

wqell be lucky u didnt hit a roo and slap u with a $2200 repair bill!!#$#@ least i broke both of its legs

MR_GEMI

i hit a cat in my commo and it died, i hit a bird in my gemi and it died, do damage done at all! Smile

matt run over half a cat in his tx3 and now the cat has wheels for back legs, its funny
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