HJ Holden Payback

goons hired goons · petrol head Joined: 04 Jul 2002 Posts: 3268

funny shit though (pardon the pun)

tunnel vision · tinkerer Joined: 29 Nov 2002 Posts: 178

It takes only 8 pounds of pressure from a blow to the side of the knee to brake it !!!!!! Brake fluid in a squirter bottle is good too for designer paintwork.

DrIFtA · tinkerer Joined: 13 Mar 2003 Posts: 246

I'd go wit what Gene suggested, except it'd be a bit more fun if you stopped about 100 metres up the street from him and walked to his car wit a getaway driver in your car waiting. This way, you can stealth ninja style upto his car (remember to wear sneakers as they are very quiet and good for sneaking), have a water spray bottle filled wit brake fluid, and soak every panel, spray da disks, put an orange or mandarin up his exhaust pipe (sqeeze it as far as possible to make it a bitch to remove necessitating cutting da exhaust 2 get it out). Then go back 2 your car, drive past idling in neutral and give his windows a good serve wit the spark plugs or fishing sinkers as mentioned B4.
The best thing u could do as well, is wait till he gets a nice new spiffy spray job from the brake fluid episode, then do it again as a drive-by wit a super-soaker as Gene mentioned. He will be paranoid about his new spray so he'll be listening out for assailants, the super-soaker will make it a quick clean job and getaway.